“So… This bank teller is like really cute, and he’s been helping us everytime we go in, and like he happens to be the guy working. So, I was in the office and I had to sign something and I picked up the pen, and it was like really heavy and when I picked it up, it like flew across the room…”

“You know how you pick up a pen, and it’s like…”

“and he was like, my grandma gave me that pen…”